I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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