i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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