If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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