carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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