That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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