my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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