Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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