I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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