Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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