You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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