so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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