He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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