she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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