Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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