Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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