Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
