oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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