I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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