I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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