who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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