dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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