College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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