Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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