I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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