All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I enjoy the company of your penis
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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