Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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