i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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