we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
His nipple licking is glorious
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