So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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