I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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