Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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