I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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