dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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