There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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