Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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