He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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