i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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