Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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