All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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