...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
That's how pantless uber rides happen
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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