youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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