I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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