i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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