It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize