Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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