youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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