woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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