a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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