i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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