You surviving the open bar?
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The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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