S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
How's work?
Spinning.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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