why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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