i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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