i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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