Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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